So, what do you think of your new baby brother?

Moon: He's pretty cute.
Peanut: Pathetic.

And yet another example of our fine parenting skills

Me: I swear to God, if the two of you do not stop this behavior I am signing you up for Vacation Bible School!
D: You can go learn about Jebus. How's that sound?


Five minutes later:

D, to Peanut: Why are you afraid to go up on the third floor? You have the dog with you. The Boogey Man will eat her first.