And yet another example of our fine parenting skills

Me: I swear to God, if the two of you do not stop this behavior I am signing you up for Vacation Bible School!
D: You can go learn about Jebus. How's that sound?

Five minutes later:

D, to Peanut: Why are you afraid to go up on the third floor? You have the dog with you. The Boogey Man will eat her first.

Oh no he din't

D., laughing, while watching me get dressed: Wow, those underwear are HUGE! I mean, really, they're just huge.