Peanut: Mom! I peed in the bathtub and the Toddler just put tub water in a cup and drank it!
Me: Oh my God! That's disgusting. Drain the tub.
Peanut: I poured it on him.
Me: No! I said drain the tub. Do not pour pee water on your brother.
Peanut: Come on, Mom. Are you deaf? I wouldn't pour pee water on him. I SAID, "I farted on him."