Me, backing out of parking spot, nearly hitting a man on a bike who decided to whiz between cars: Nice! Stupid fucking guy on a bike.
Toddler: Fah-ker bike?
Me: No! No! Babies don't say that.
Toddler: Fucker bike?
Me: No, no! Those are not words for babies.
Toddler: Fucker bike? Fucker bike? Fucker bike!
Toddler, singing in a sweet little voice all the way home: fucker bike....fucker bike....fucker bike