Shouldn't that be on a shelf or in a drawer or something?

D:  What is that on your neck?
Peanut:  It's marker.
Me:  From two days ago.
D:  Come on.  Go wash it off.
Peanut:  Won't come off.  It's sharpie.
Me:  It will come off if you wash it a few times.
Peanut:  Fine.  I'll just wash it off with hand sanitizer.
Me:  You can't wash it with......(pause, as the lightbulb goes off in my head)......NO!  That's not hand sanitizer.  I mean, it's, that's, just, no.  No.
D:  What?
Me:  He was going to wash his neck with this "hand sanitizer."