Peanut: By the time the Toddler is my age, I'll be fourteen.
Me: No, you'll be twelve.
Moon: No, you'll be eleven.
Me: No, he'll be twelve.
Peanut: No, I'm seven right now, so....
Me: Right. And the Toddler is two. You are five years apart. When he's seven, you'll be twelve.
Moon: And by the time the Toddler turns seven, I'll be 23 days away from driving.
Peanut: And then you can drive me to school.
Moon: No. I'll drive myself to school.
Me: In what car?
Moon, shrugging his shoulders: I dunno.
Peanut: You have to get a job first.
Sixty seconds of silence
Peanut: I hope you don't end up a hobo.
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