Moon: Do you want to play Wii?
Neighbor boy who's sleeping over: Let's play Madden.
Moon: Ok, I'll get it set up.
Me: Just so you know, at nine o'clock, the TV is mine.
Me: Because I want to watch a show.
Neighbor boy: Is it the Old Reilly Factor?
Me: The what?
Neighbor boy: The Old Reilly Factor?
Me: Oh! Ah, no. It is not the O'Reilly Factor.
Neighbor boy: Oh, my mom always watches that.
They say you never know what goes on behind closed doors, but I had no idea that degree of depravity existed just two doors down. Scary.