Peanut: No! I am NOT going to school!
Me: Yes you are. Get dressed.
Me: Yes you are. Get dressed.
Peanut: No I am not.
Me: Yes you are. Get dressed.
Peanut: NO! I'm not going.
Me: Do you remember what happened with lacrosse?
Peanut: Yes. But I'm not going to school.
Me: You are. If I have to throw you over my shoulder again, you're going. Now, if you'd prefer not to go to school naked, I suggest you get dressed.
Peanut: Fine. I'll go. But I am NOT wearing underwear.
Me: Fair enough.
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