In five hours, Peanut has changed his pants four times. The bathroom reeks of honey scented air freshener. The shower curtain is slightly askew.
As a mother, I should investigate.
As a person with a strong gag reflex, I'm going to pretend I didn't notice anything wrong and wait for D. to get home from his business trip.
I'm sure that whatever's waiting for me in that bathroom will keep until tomorrow.