9.18.2009

Just kill me now - Another Laugh, Mom Contest

That's right, I'm giving away another (as yet undetermined) prize, to the first person who can guess what happened in this series of photos. Hint: The Baby did it. And Peanut knew he was doing it. And it's completely fucking disgusting.







So, you tell me the story, in comments.

5 comments:

phogrrl@aol.com said...

oh mah gawd. i need to go wash my hands after just LOOKING at those photos. I'll give it a shot...let's see, somebody pooped, clogged the toilet with the whole damn roll of paper, tried to plunge it, made a godawful mess, tracked it downstairs and through the house to the kitchen, where for some inexplicable reason some poopsmeared t.p. ended up on the TABLE. WHERE YOU EAT. Gahh. My tale lacks imagination, so I can't wait to hear what REALLY happened. Ugh. Off to wash hands. Maybe I'll go wipe the table down, too.

Kara said...

Oh man, I got nothing... but it does look bad. Those pictures aren't in backwards sequence are they???

Mrs. Grumpypants said...

all right...peanut pooped, and for some inexplicable reason, had to remove his shirt (why do boys do that? It's a mystery in this house too). He didn't flush, monitored the baby playing in the toilet (and probably encouraged him a "little bit"), let him toddle through the house with a soggy, poopy, drippy mass of TP, eventually leaving it on the kitchen table. Where you eat. WHERE YOU EAT!!

Audrey said...

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! You nailed it, Mrs. Grumpypants. The only detail you missed is that Tjhe Baby was actually using the TP to wipe the table for me. Because he's such a good helper. Shoot me your address and I'll mail out a pair if free movie passes. Also, why do they poop in the nude? Peanut strips completely naked, perches in the toilet like a gargoyle, and refuses to flush. And then has to change into different clothes.

Mrs. Grumpypants said...

How could I have missed the 'good helper' part???
I will never understand why they have to be naked to do that, but they do. I have one that needs to stand up to wipe. WHY??? trust me your arms are long enough. "Why are you taking your clothes off??" is a common question in this house.