D., freshly showered after clearing snow: I want to just put on sweatpants, but I'll wear jeans instead.
Me: Wear sweatpants.
D.: But I want to impress you. I know how much you like it when I wear pants. Plus, I'm kind of gassy, and wearing sweatpants when you're gassy is like putting poop through a strainer, some of the fart just gets caught in there.
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who says chivalry is dead?
Awe, how sweet. Gross.
Totally hot.
I don't know how you hold yourself back.
Yes, sir.
So hot.
Hold me back.
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