In the back yard with all three boys. Neighbors are home. There is a little league baseball game going on across the street. Lots of local families within hearing range.
Me: Come on, let me use the swing.
Me: Come on.
Moon, laughing: No!
Me: Ick. When is the last time you brushed your teeth?
Moon: Mmm.....I dunno. Probably this morning.
Me: You have chocolate cake all over your top teeth. Gross.
Moon, laughing: I have chocolate cahk?
Me: Cake. I said cake.
Moon: Chocolate cahk!
Me: Stop it. I said cake.
Peanut, laughing: Chocolate cahk!
Moon: I need to brush my chocolate cahk!
Peanut: You have chocolate cahk!
Me: Ok. Can we please stop yelling chocolate cahk?
Moon: You said it! Listen I have a song.....
Honestly, I don't even remember how the song went. But it had a lot of chocolate cahk in it. And I totally will understand if the entire community bans their children from playing at my house. But, the cahk was delicious.