Me: Peanut, would you mind grabbing me a Monster Energy Drink from the basement fridge.
Peanut: I guess.
Peanut: Here you go.
Me: Thank you very much.
Peanut: Um, Mom. Monster Energy Drink isn't a soda, is it?
Me: Yes. It's just a soda with a lot of caffeine so you can't have it.
Peanut: Right. But it's not the kind of soda that has fizz in it, is it?
Me: Yes. It's carbonated.
Peanut: Right. But it's not the kind of soda that would explode if you shook it before you opened it, is it?
Me: Go get me a different one.