D. had a minor medical procedure today to prevent any chance of future pregnancies. For this, I am eternally grateful. The entire thing lasted less than two hours, and he has a 2 cm. incision on his balls.
The doctor sent him home with instructions to rest for at least the next 24 hours and a prescription for Vicodin.
Less than three weeks ago, I expelled a living, breathing, eight pound human being from my womb. Labor lasted about six hours and ultimately resulted in my being torn open from my urethra to my anus. I basically had a massive, hemhorraging vaganus.
My discharge instructions were to resume normal activity as tolerated, and take 400 mg of Motrin every four hours for pain.
2 cm. nut cut = Vicodin
4 in. vaganus = Motrin
Our medical system sucks.