So, when do they start liking girls? Because I don't know how much longer I can take the B.O.

Me: What is that smell? Something smells like poop in here.
Moon: I dunno. I don't really smell anything.
Me: Come here. Let me smell you. When is the last time you showered?
Moon: Last night.
Me: You did not.
Moon: I mean the night before that.
Me: No you didn't. We got home late and you went to bed.
Moon: Well, it was definitely the day before that.
Me: That's gross. You need to start bathing or you're going to be the stinky kid.
Moon: Meh.
Me: Do you think you're going to like girls someday?
Moon: Mo-o-om...I don't know.
Me: Well, girls don't like boys with bad hygiene. Start bathing. Stinky.
Moon: Mom, when I start liking girls I'll worry about showering. But that day is not today.


LiteralDan said...

Oh boy, my wife is going to die when/if my son hits this stage. We'll have to take him out back with some soap flakes and a high-pressure hose.

Kara said...

Ah, so true.

Magpie said...

At least he knows.

Keyona said...

Well if today's not that day then what's the rush? LOL!