Peanut, crying, feelings horribly hurt: Mom, Moon said my craft project is stupid. Now I don't want to do it anymore.
Me: What? Your project isn't stupid. It's awesome. I love what you're doing.
Peanut: Moon says I'm obsessed.
Me: So what. You're doing something creative and super cool.
Peanut: Moon think it's stupid.
Me: Look, Moon is an ass. He's on his laptop doing absolutely nothing productive, and you've spent two days doing this totally awesome, creative, amazing craft. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Peanut: Mom, I think you lost weight.