Peanut, singing: Santa's comin' tonight, tonight. Santa's comin' tonight.
Me, ignoring him...
Peanut, singing: Santa's comin' tonight, tonight. Santa's comin' tonight.
Me, still ignoring him....
Peanut, singing: Santa's comin' in meh butthole, Sant's comin' in meh butthole.
Me, no longer ignoring him: Um, no! Not appropriate. Absolutely not.
Peanut: What? Why is that inappropriate?
Me, at a loss: Because you can't say butthole.
Peanut: We say butthole all the time.
Me: It's not appropriate because I say so. And I'm the Mom.
Peanut, sighing: I don't get you.
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