D: Aren't we supposed to get all that rain tomorrow?
Me: From the hurricane? Yeah, I think so.
Peanut: We're going to have a hurricane?
D: It's not going to be where we are.
Me: We'll just get some rain. We're too far inland to get a hurricane.
Peanut: Oh, because we're by Pennsylvania?
Me: No, because New York is in between us and the ocean. Do you guys know about hurricanes?
Me: Do you want to watch The Weather Channel so you can learn about it?
Peanut: I guess. Sure.
Me: Do you know how they pick names for hurricanes?
Peanut: Whoever dies first.