I'm old

When I was in college, I used to get really drunk and send out nonsensical e-mails at 4 a.m. Now I'm more mature. I get drunk and write nonsensical blog posts at 8 p.m.

Moon: Is Dad really going to take me to Cold Stone Creamery?
Me: Not until you eat all your ice cream.
Moon: Not until I eat all my ice cream?
Me: That's right.
Moon, with a smirk: Not until I eat all my ice cream?
Me: Mommy had Sangria. Back off.


Anonymous said...

This, along with the blog entry title, made me LOL (an abbreviation I rarely use). Thanks! (and now to complete a long list of chores I've put off!)

xyb said...


Kinda like the night the moms got together and had a little too much wine. I don't know who was more surprised when another mom smacked me on the hiney just as my son walked in.

We didn't offer them ice cream, though.