3.18.2009

Phrases I uttered before eight o'clock this morning

-Ouch, ouch, ouch, no nipple pinching.
-Nobody "got served."
-Stop saying "retardo."
-Jesus crap! Would you please shut the hell up?
-Nobody's wiener is a little teapot, short and stout.
-No! We're not flashing our wieners. Put it away.
-Seriously. Put it away.
-Are you sure you don't want to walk to school today? You could leave right now.
-Don't you have to leave for school now?

3 comments:

How to Party with an Infant said...

Love this.

Anonymous said...

The little tea pot thing? I'll be thinking about that for days. ha ha.

Audrey said...

You should have heard the whole song.