Doorbell rings. I go to the window and see the group of Jehovah's Witness at my door.
Peanut: Someone's here, Mom!
Me: I'm not answering the door.
Peanut: Why not? Who is it?
Me: Religious people.
Peanut goes to the window and turns the crank to open it.
Peanut: (yelling out window) WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU IN. (Closes window.) Mom, can I have a Devil Dog?
Me: Absolutely, son. Absolutely.