Me: What is this thing you made in school today?
Peanut: It's a collage of things that are yellow.
Me: It's beautiful. Hey, you know in this sunshine your hair looks very blonde.
Peanut: All golden and shiny?
Me: Yes. You could probably even say it's "yellow."
Peanut: Like pee?
Me: Yes, son. Your hair looks just like pee.