In Moon's health class they were given an assignment to draw "mood puppets." Basically, they had to take brown paper bags and draw a puppet that reflected how they were feeling. I think this sounds like an idiotic, touchy-feely assignment. Apparently, so did my kid:
Either that, or he "feels" like a badass, smarmy, French, midget skateboarder. SK8-R-Die, dude.